I Make Hamburgers — текст песни (The Whitlams)

My first customer was Megan
She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat
"Hey that`s a salad roll" I said and we started going out

My second customer was Susan
she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
Each day and I said "You don`t need to be on a diet.
Do you wanna come out tonight?"

I said "I`ll bring Gringo he`s got a lot of money
And he`ll take us to the bars where they`ve got a view.
He`ll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon in the top it don`t taste too bad I`m telling you"

My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce
"More sauce" she said. I said "now you`re talking"
and she took me home to meet her mother

My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see except me
So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour

I make hamburgers I get all the girls
and I take `em out to dinner and I give `em all a whirl
and If they work I keep `em If they don`t I keep `em too
But I teach `em all how to be dirty girls like you
Words & Music: Tim Freedman
Tim Freedman: vocal, backing vocal, piano
Stevie Plunder: guitar
Andy Lewis: bass
Stuart Eadie: drums
Holden Kingswood: chamois solo