Cornfed Dames — текст песни (cramps)

Callin` all cows down on the farm! Hey! Shut the door...you born in a barn?! I ain`t no farmer...that`s no fun. Run some tractor till the work`s all done. Hey milk it bossie I`ll buy ya a diamon ring. Now good girls can`t play the rent these days. These cornfed dames done found a way. Unzip that zipper...snap that snap. Round up the cattle in the Cadillac. Whip that cream baby `til the butter comes. Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it (4 times) Shake that thing I`ll buy ya a diamond ring. Now there`s more things in Tennessee. Than`s a dreamed of in your philosophy. Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames. They wiggle a little I burst into flames. Whip that cream baby til the butter comes. Callin` all you cornfed dames. Lux means bucks...remember the name. Go put on some n`real loud. Let`s get up and go get plowed. Shake that thing I might buy you a diamond ring. Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip. Put it on upside down baby. You know that really makes me flip. ...I ain`t no farmer.