Jackass — текст песни (Bloodhound Gang)

Jackass

I`m a pimped out Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren`t the whores you`re looking for

Jackass

If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin` herb in his Jeep
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin` at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too but

If you knew me like
I know myself
You`d hate me like
I hate myself

`Cause I`m a

Jackass

Got no rabbit in this hat
`Cause I`m pullin` it out my ass
Ain`t Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin` magic with the pussy

Jackass

Like that dude in Tiananmen Square
With a six pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin` Chicken with the tanks but

If you knew me like
I know myself
You`d hate me like
I hate myself

`Cause I`m a

Jackass

They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
They could kick every douche bag off the "Real World"
But they won`t get rid of me

If I knew you like
You know yourself
I`d hate you like
You hate yourself

Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself
Hate yourself

`Cause you`re a

Jackass