My First Christmas As A Woman — текст песни (The Vandals)

With Christmas upon us it`s time to be honest
and follow my dreams and to face
a life of delusion and gender confusion
no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men or basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother`s clothing.

My whole life I`ve been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that`s a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it`s going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

And I know that I`m looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It`s my first Christmas as a woman

A doctor reconstructed my genitals
And now I`m waiting underneath the mistletoe
for a guy who could love a girl like me.

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season`s gonna be the best to me.

I won`t have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It`s my first Christmas as a woman.

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off
It`s no use to me.
Cut it off!
Chop it off! Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...

Now I`m finally happy cuz I made my goal
to be a post operation transsexual.
now I`m a pretty lady

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it`s going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

Cuz I know that I`m looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It`s my first Christmas as a woman