Swiss Colony Beeflog — текст песни (South Park)

Stockings are hung near the chimney
And the presents are unedr the tree..
And Mamma`s in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea..
Windows are covered in frost
And the candles are all alight
But as I wonder through this quiet house
Something just doesn`t seem right

You see, every year, the neighbours bring us
A Swiss Colony Beeflog..
But the neightbours aren`t around
And there`s no beeflog to be found, this year..

Christmas, isn`t Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beeflog..
Without those cheeses and meats
I don`t think I can get along..
Mother tries to comfort me
She says `Here son, have some eggnog`
But I fucking hate eggnog seriously..

But what do I see?
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beeflog
Just for me! aaah, aaaaah, aaaaaah, baby!

Swiss Colony Beeflog, baby
That`s what Christmas is all abouut!
My prayers have finally come with a beeflog, baby
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with with bows of swiss colony..
La-la-la-la-la, laa-laa-laa-laaaa! ..sweet!