Just Call Me Vader (Madison AvenueDon`t — текст песни (Song Parodies)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


I can see, it`s my big opportunity
And I could make it something really cool
But you, you think I`m just an unknown guy
I`m hear to tell ya, George, that I`m the one to catch your eye

I`d make the camera dance
if you give me half a chance
just put a saber in my hand,
and you can point me to the ranch

Jake`s legacy- he`s passing on the torch
And so I say to George:

Just call me Vader
Because I`m Anakin, it`s who I wanna be
And so I`ll tell you endlessly
until you see that I`m your Vader
Here I am- pick me!
and just call me Vader

Most every eye across the globe
They want a look at who you put in the Jedi robe
And I`d fulfill, mmm, the role with ease
I`ve even trained myself in talking at the time I breathe

This role ain`t got me spooked
I can be another Luke,
Just let me get onto the set,
I`ll whine until it makes you puke

Hey, look at me- I`ve got the sandy hair
You say the word, I`m there

Just call me Vader
Because out to the ranch is where I wanna go
I`m better than DiCaprio!
I`m sure you know that I`m your Vader
Get on with the show
and just call me Vader!