Message From The Scallop Boat — текст песни (Gwar)

Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I`m doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I`d write a letter to you
Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I`m able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don`t understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
don`t break up man
keep it together
I love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS
funky funky scallop boat