she`s a nice girl and i like her style
but she`s a hunchback
i`m not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
but she`s a hunchback
i take her to the football game
she`s my little notre dame
and i know things won`t be the same
without a hunchback
took her to the dance looking for romance
she`s a hunchback
and when she does the twist i just can`t resist
watching a hunchback
everybody`s laughing at me
why can`t they just let us be
she`ll go down in history
she`s got a hunchback
i got a hunch then again i just don`t know
she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo
i`m a lucky fella she`s my esmarelda
doin` what i oughta she always brings me water
i know i`m doing well she`s ringing my bell
she`s got a hunchback
yeah i`m feeling fine coz she`s so divine
with a hunchback
i take her down to gay paris
on films and books we don`t agree
she can`t walk and i can`t see
she`s got a hunchback