Stinkin` Problem — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)





Parody Of Stinkin` Problem by David Ball (Ball/Shamblin/Ziff). Almo Music Corp./Hayes Street Music/EMI-April Music (ASCAP). Low Country Music/New Court Music (BMI).
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), BLT Publishing (BMI)

Yes I admit I`ve got a stinkin problem
Pheeeew
Ban Roll On just won`t do
I soaked in Clorox bleach
Lysol and Pine Sol too

Yes I admit I`ve got a stinkin problem
I filled the tub right to the top
I`ll start with my Brillo pad
But I don`t know when to stop

I wake up and right away
A foul odor hits my nose
What`s my sweat glands start to pour
I`ll stink from my head down to my toes

Yes I admit I`ve got a stinkin problem
Aqua Velva can`t cut through
Calgon won`t take me away
Mr Bubbles just says "pew"

Yes I admit I`ve got a stinkin problem
Put Dr Scholl`s in my flip flops
Then I`ll scrub my private parts
But I don`t know when to stop

I`ve been called some filthy names
Why you no good little…
And a lot of dirty words
Son of a…
I`m in a funk but just the same
I refuse to be deterred

Deterred???

Yes I admit I`ve got a stinkin problem
Even lye soap won`t remove
Ivory Liquid and Irish Spring
I even tried my dog`s shampoo

(woof)

Yes I admit I`ve got a stinkin problem
Smell like a hog knee deep in slop
I wore out my loofah pad
Maybe I should try a mop

David Ball might have had him a hit
But Cledus T.`s done stunk it up



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