What the hell`s a ninja?
(ninja`s posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu`afucka`)
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many ninja`s exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja`s of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha`fuckin` ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!
Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai
so I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I`d go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
n` then I`d jump out n` stab bitches in the balls
cuz I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody`d hang around, we were all down
but then we grew up, n` everybody turned away
n` now they dissin` me, yellin`, fuck Nerdy-J
I sit n` think at how it changed as I got olda`
as I think I draw a ninja on my folda`, Ugh
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you`d see blood start flingin` on tha chalkboard
I`d tell tha whole class, nobody move a jiggle,
first one that do I`ll make yer fuckin` neck wiggle.
everyone wold start jockin`, tha news would take my picta`
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
(chorus)
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja(X3)
Damn It`d feel good ta see people applaudin`(allX2)
After I was done killin` all tha yuppie fucks
all tha poor kids would come n` swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin` like a Samurai
I`d walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I`s ask why, she`d point to my drunkin` pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don`tcha pick it all-up n` stick it in yer ass.
I watch him do it, Now hurry up ya take fo`eva`.
when he was done I`d squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha`
Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva` come back!
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack(Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, I`m sorry that he hit`cha!
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
(repeat chorus)
If I could be a ninja, my daddy`d be dead, but
I still gotta go ta work, n` pay tha rent
I flip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he`s fuckin` 45
but he`d think he da` shit cuz he`s da` boss
I guess he don`t know that his life is a loss
I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
cuz I was tryin` ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n` get up in my face
screamin` at me, sweatin` ova` this place
mad cuz I`m late, he`s no betta` than me
just another bitch workin` for next ta` free
I thought him out, takin` money, just steal
n` cuttin` up his body, n` fry him on tha grill
but he`s too fuckin` wack, n` I could kill dis bitch
n` I don`t even need ta be a ninja
(repeat chorusX7)
Yeah, Yeah I`m a ninja, Yeah
FUCK that, I`m a Wicked Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
