[*doorbell: DING DONG!*]
[Pops] Yeah
[Cube] Umm, uhh is Cheryl here?
[Pops] Well who are you?
[Cube] Tell her Ice Cube is here
[Pops] WHO?!
[Cube] Ice Cube!
[Pops] ICE CUBE?!
Man I ain`t lettin my damn daughter
go out with no damn Ice Cubes man!
Man what the hell you talkin about man?
I brought my daughter up man,
in a Catholic school, private school
Man what you want with her?
I`m sick of this bullshit!
[Cube] Yo man, let me tell you somethin..
[Verse One]
Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a slut
A queen treatin niggaz just like King Tut
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the Lench Mob crew, and I`m comin third
Used to get straight A`s, now she just skippin class
Oh my, do I like to grip the hips and ass
Only seventeen, with a lot of practice
on black boys jimmies and white boys cactus
Sorry sorry sir, but I gotta be brief
A lotta niggaz like bustin nuts in her teeth
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she`s Catholic
that don`t mean shit, cause she`s givin up the ass quick
Quicker than you can say, Candy,
the bitch is on my Snicker... and oh man she
can take on three men - built like He-Men
Her little-bitty twat got gallons of semen
Fourteen niggaz in line ready to bang yo`
pride-and-joy, I mean daddy`s little angel
Tell the little bitch to bring her ass out the house
cause your daughter`s known, for givin up the nappy dug out
Chorus: repeat 2X
I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains
I`m gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!
[Cube] Givin up the nappy dug out!
Interlude: Pops
[Pops] Look motherfucker you better get from in front of my house
with that old god damn bullshit
You girlie-ass motherfucker
You better get out of here witcho` fine ass
Man, youse a little fine motherfucker
[Verse Two]
Mister, mister, before you make me go
I`m here to let you know your little girl is a hoe
Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad
Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads
I know she is a minor and it is illegal
but the bitch is worse than Vanessa Del Rio
And if you de-cide to call rape
we got the little hooker on tape, now:
tell the fuckin slut to please hurry up
and wear that dress that`s tight on her butt
So I can finger-fuck on the way to the bed
Been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead
Face turnin red from grabbin them ankles
Fuck and get up is how I do them stank-hoes
You should hear how she sounds with a cock
And her boots get knocked, from here to Czechoslovakia
Two are on top, one on the bottom
First nigga got the boots; man, you shoulda shot him
cause after I got `em it was over
Now niggaz get lucky like a four-leaf clover
on daddy`s little girl.
She keeps nuts in her mouth like the bitch was a squirrel
So tell Cheryl to bring her ass home
cause the line at my house is gettin loooooooong, ay!
Chorus
Chorus Two: (continued from previous)
I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains
I`m gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!
[Cube] Yeah.. yeah.. bitch, bitch givin up the nappy dug out!
I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains
I`m gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!
[Cube] Yo..
[Pops] Little motherfucker!
[Girl] Daddy, where did he go?
[Pops] I`ll tell you where he went, god damnit!
[Girl] Mercy!
Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out -> Kane (2X)
Givin up the nappy dug out.. (2X)
Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out -> Kane (2X)
Givin up the nappy dug out.. (1X)
Givin-givin up the nappy dug out..
[Girl] Mercy!
[Announcer]
Warning: when having sexual intercourse with a female like Cheryl
you must use, jimmy hat condoms
[Condom rap]
We`re called jimmy hats, have you ever seen us?
Most guys wear us round rolled up on your penis
If you`re real smart, you will always use us
Put me in your wallet, `fore some dummy screws us
And goin bare back, without the bare facts
`ll have creepy crawlers crawlin on your nutsac!
So get the J-I-M-M-Y to the hats
It`s me and two brothers in a pack
Run out and get your jimmy hats.. -> KRS-One
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Run out and get your jimmy hats.. -> KRS-One
[Condom] Or this might happen to you!
