*Schmoove sings for a bit*
[Shock G]
Yeahhh well we`re back with another one
Comin hard and got suckers on the run
You say You guys are known for havin fun
Yeah well we`ll do what has to be done for us to be number one
And you ain`t never heard nuthin this funky son
You ain`t never heard nuthin this funky ever it`s too clever
Rhyme goes through your mind like a guillotine severs
the head, my friend
And you will never hear nobody rap like this again
[Big Money Odis]
You ain`t heard nuttin this funky brother, it`s like no other
You feel the bass bouncin off the walls like rub-bah
The real McCoy this ain`t no toy or another
How do we do it? (Shock G: Yo go ask your mother)
The freak needers, the beat leaders
Let me tell you somethin, you ain`t heard nuttin this funky Peter
So listen up as we begin
Aiyyo Fuze rub the record in
[both] cause you ain`t heard nuttin this funky (4X)
[Big Money Odis]
The definition of a rhyme breeder, beat needer
We`re the cold party heaters, comin through the woofers and the
tweeters
Funky dope MC leaders
Rhyme hungry hip-hop listener feeders
[Shock G]
The definition of a rhyme sayer, beat layer
Mothersucker perpetrator slayer
Layin down the law like the Mayor
You`re out of luck, Hucklebuck, I`ll suck you up like a Now or Later
You say that you`re a trooper, then I`m Darth Vader
You`re a Cowboy, then I`m a Raider
[Big Money Odis]
You can`t compete cause you`re incomplete and need to be completed
You`re style is weak you`re obsolete and need to be deleted
Short on the things that you needed
So what you got a top ten song, cause you cheated
[Shock G]
If you worked in a kitched, it`d be sweeter
From the rappin that I hear, you`d make a better egg beater
A teeter totter, or should I say, totter teeter
You`re through, you`re a court and we`re leaders
We got the style you admire, the rhymes you desire
Well you ain`t heard nuttin this slick you trick
cause you`re a flick from a Bic and we`re a bonfire
[both] cause you ain`t heard nuttin this funky (4X)
*some scratching by DJ Fuze*
[Big Money Odis]
Cause I roll up fast, like a cheetah, get out the two-seater
Walk up on a girl named Anita, or Rita
Ask her for change to put money in the meter
Didn`t really need it just a smooth way to meet her
or a fly way to treat her
She said, I`m hungry so I took her out to feed her
She was a pocket feeder chicken, fajita pita eater
I said, Yo, eat how ya like then took her home and G`d her
[Shock G]
The definition of a funky rhyme master
Clevely put together but not necessarily sayin it faster
Ya see, that style isn`t hard at all
The object of the game is to have a ball y`all
And to see who can come the funkiest
Lot of MC`s think it`s just a speed contest
They wanna brag about the neighborhood, oh you wanna boast?
We come from different cities and we`re coast to coast ya see
but right now we`re based in Oakland (Odis: Oakland)
Everywhere we go we leave the microphone smokin
Yo bro I`m not jokin
Leave MC`s standin still with their mouths hangin open
Walk offstage and leave the next act scratchin his head like a monkey
Cause you ain`t heard nuttin this funky
[both] Cause you ain`t heard nuttin this funky (2X)
[Shock G] Leave a sucker standin still confused
cause he never heard nuttin this funky
[SG+HH] You ain`t heard nuttin this funky
[Humpty] Ahh yeah
[Odis] Why don`t you tell em Hump
[Od+HH] Cause you ain`t heard nuttin this funky
[Humpty] Whassup y`all, Humpty Hump in the house
[Od+HH] Cause you ain`t HEARD nuttin this funky
[Odis] Yeah
[Humpty] You know what?
[Od+HH] You ain`t heard nuttin this funky
[Humpty] Let me bust a rhyme, c`mon
[Odis] Get in
[Humpty Hump]
You ain`t heard nuttin this funky son, we`re number one
Humpty Hump in the house, gonna show you how it`s done
with professional rhymes, I gotta question for your mind
Have you ever heard anything this funky son?
(Yeah man, I was out on the street
These guys came on by in this, tch, car man playin some beat...)
You ain`t heard nuttin this funky nigga, how ya figure?
My mouth`s on the mic like a finger on a trigger nigga
And when I squeeze I`ma getcha
You never heard nuthin this funky now didja!
And if you`re large, we`re bigger
You bust a weak ass rhyme and then expect me to dig ya
Humpty Hump`s in the house with the locals
Yo Schmoove kick the vocals
*Schmoove sings, Fuze scratches*
*DJ Fuze keeps scratchin*
*8:28 into the song, Humpty comes back*
[Humpty Hump]
Humpty Hump`s in the house with the locals
Yo Schmoove kick the vocals
*Schmoove sings some more, up to the end*
