There Are Many Dangers — текст песни (crash test dummies)

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
Do not put a fork
In the toaster while it is hooked up-
Or look out!
I did and I got caught in the current
It pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a look out
Remember all the rules they have for everything

When it`s very, very cold out
Do not put your tongue
On cold metal things, for example:
Stop signs!
I did and I had to pull some skin off
And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night

There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a look out
Remember all the rules they have for everything

When they`d taken out my tonsils
I brought them home
Kept them in a jar on the shelving
In my room
Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
I`ve got lots of things to think about at night

There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a look out
Remember all the rules they have for everything