Jolly Green Giant — текст песни (The Kingsmen)

In duh valley of duh jolly... (Ho - ho - ho)

Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes)
He`s so big and mean (artichoke hearts)
He stands there laughin` with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans

He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green (spinach)
Well, he ain`t no prize, and there`s no women his size
And that`s why the cat`s so mean
One day he left His valley pad
I mean to say This cat was mad
Now listen `round He wasn`t gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon
Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)
He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)
Well, he looked at her
And she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright
He looked at her Thought, what a dilly
He touched her once She slapped him silly
This was something He had never sensed
He looked at her As she commenced
Now listen, pal This ain`t no fluke
I can`t see goin` with a big green kook

You`ve heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)
Don`t let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)
He couldn`t get Sally, so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind

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