24. Games Were Fun — текст песни (Chumbawamba)

How come all the best athletes
Had the poshest kits
While the slow, fat, thin, and spotty ones
Had shorts that didn`t fit?
They never lingered in the changing rooms
With a home-made note
Or batted only once
Before they got caught
And how come all the sporty types
Were the first to grow breasts?
They had Marks & Sparks bras
I squirmed in a vest
Never wore their sisters` shorts
With the wrong initial
Or limped back from cross-country
Two hours behind schedule
And how come they said
That games were fun?
If you want the truth
Ask the ones that never won