All the runners running downhill
All the throwers with strap-on muscles
Gold, silver, and bronze
To the designer-drugs and anabolic steroids
Random testing doesn`t exist
No promoters will take the risk
Street-price injection for a personal best
Praise to Roche for finishing first
All the runners have their little helpers
All the throwers on uppers and downers
From now on, said Ron
It`s downhill all the way.
