Im Not a Well Man — текст песни (Barbra Streisand)

Hes not a well man

And hes getting worse

If he had any sense

Hed be in bed with a graduate nurse

A couple of big specialists

High priced consultation

And outside waiting in the hall

Assorted logic small poor relations

His aches have got aches

His pains are in pain

And what sizzles and frizzles

Inside there all the smartest professors could not explain

-they wouldnt know what?

Be quick as you can

I might havent got

Youre dealing with not (cough!)

With not a well man

Im not a well man

Get worse every year

All the medical doctors

Give one look

Theyre amazed Im still here

I should own a pharmacy

For just my prescriptions

My bills for only pills alone

Would chill you to the bone

With conniptions

What I have been through

No man could recite

It would make your heart break

And play a story that only

Turn yet it maybe could write

A tragical plot

How can I plan?

I might havent got

Youre dealing with not (cough!)

With not a well man

Im not a well man