There`s no stoppin` the cretins from hoppin`
You gotta keep it beatin`
For all the hoppin` cretins.
Cretin! Cretin!
I`m gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won`t stop
Doin` the Cretin Hop.
Cretin! Cretin!
1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven.
(Rrepeat)
