Now this trip`s to let you know the Underground can flow
Wiggle toe to toe with any bro that wants to go
But those who go need to know that we`re an elite fleet
Of very unique MC`s and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat
That I could flow on. I`ma go on; the D Train`s about to roll on
The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on
The windows of the train bout to do the walls
Had to pause, cause: two police
I finished just get on, I barely fit on: the train was packed
We`re standing back-to-back cause there was nothing left to sit on
I`m looking around to see who`s down - realize I`m all alone
Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag
Yes, this would have been a drag
but I`m chilling with my tall can in my brown bag
And I`m sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping
Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don`t be tripping
Check it though, a minute or two later
I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a
Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble
Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between
A pair of big, bubble butt freaks:
Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters
One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn`t diss her
Cause she was kind of cool though
Both of them was cool enough to do you know
We picked more people up at Broadway Station
Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation
So I`m rubbing the girls booty behind me
Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet
My middle finger`s riding down the line of the seam of her jeans
But she don`t seem to mind me
But then she shocked me, almost clocked me
Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said
You better be glad my name is Shock-G,
Cause if my name was Dre, from NWA
I`d cold slap your ass and tell you have a nice day.
She said, Shock-G! Wait a minute, I know that name
I seen you on Arsenio, what you doing on the train?
I said I`m trying to stay normal. She said Really? That`s a winner,
I`m studying law, don`t live too far, would love to cook you dinner.
I said Cool. Bring your friend, I like the both of youse two.
I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house-shoes
It`s like that baby, ya don`t stop
Cause my name is Shock you know that I like to rock
One time
Yeah, you got the sound of the Underground
doing it to you in your ear orifice
(Yeah, don`t you know the Underground`s doin it to ya flowin on the
D-Line)
Yo, 2Pac is in the house. Got a big grin on his face
Jay-Z, cut that shit up stupid
