Star Trekkin` across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
Only going forward `cause we can`t find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It`s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it`s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
Only going forward, still can`t find reverse.
Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It`s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it`s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it`s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it`s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there`s Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape `em off, Jim.
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engine room, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it`s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it`s life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there`s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim!
Ye cannae change the script, och, it`s up to you Jimmy.
It`s worse than that, it`s physics, Jim.
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she`ll blow, Cap`n!
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
Only going forward `cause we can`t find reverse.
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin` across the universe,
Only going forward, still can`t find reverse.
