Too Drunk to Fuck — текст песни (dead kennedys)

Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank 16 beers

And I started up a fight



But now I am jaded

Youre out of luck

Im rolling down the stairs

Too drunk to fuck



Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk, to fuck

Im too drunk, too drunk, too drunk

To fuck



I like your stories

I love your gun

Shooting out truck tires

Sounds like loads and loads of fun



But in my room

Wish you were dead

You ball like the baby

In eraserhead



Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk, to fuck

Its all I need right now

Too drunk to fuck



Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk, to fuck

Im sick soft gooey and cold

Too drunk to fuck



Im about to drop

My heads a mess

The only salvation is

Ill never see you again



You give me head

It makes it worse

Take out your fuckin retainer

Put it in your purse



Im too drunk to fuck

Youre to drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Its all I need right now oh baby

Im melting like an ice cream bar

Oh baby



And now I got diarrhea

Too drunk to fuck

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Oooohhh