Combat Church — текст песни (Five Iron Frenzy)

A real life superhero.
He`s got the Holy Ghost.
He`s either praising Jesus, or he`s making toast.
Ain`t got no superpowers, ain`t got no giant brain,
but he would try and help you, if he heard you call his name.
There`s some kids there in some trouble, need a Pepsi on the double.
then he shouts, not so quiet, Would you like regular or diet?
Found a campsite for some kids, by the stage is what he did.
People ask why he`s so nice, he wants to be like Jesus Christ.
Whenever you`re in trouble, whenever you`re in need,
Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed.
he`s on the ball to save the masses,
got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses.
his head is bald, he shaved it shiny.
Kicks the devil in his hiney.
People ask why he`s so nice,
he wants to be like Jesus Christ.