Fifty Things — текст песни (The Dead Milkmen)

Paul told us all he`s gonna have a baby
But Jeanie said "Paul can`t do that"
So Paul got mad and left in a hurry
Now Jeanie`s sure he forgot his hat

I`ve got fifty things to do
But I`ll get back to you
(and)

Somebody left a body in the basement
No I`m not sure just a` who it is
But Tamara went down there and saw it this morning
She says it kinda looks like her Uncle Jim

I`ve got fifty things to do
But I`ll get back to you
(and)

No I won`t do your dishes
No I won`t clean up this mess
No I haven`t got any pills
No I haven`t got any hash
No I won`t do your dishes
I won`t clean up this goddamn mess

Chuck got up and made a cup of coffee
Stepped on a roach and went back to bed
When Tina got up she saw the roach
"Is this for breakfast?" is what she said

I`ve got fifty things to do
But I`ll get back to you
(and)

Pat`s comin` over about 2:30
Danny`ll be here `bout quarter to four
If one more person comes to see me
Gonna have to get a revolvin` door

No I haven`t seen your skateboard
I haven`t seen your Black Flag patch
No I haven`t seen your records
I haven`t seen any of that
No I haven`t seen your skateboard
I haven`t seen your Black Flag patch

Barbara I`m sorry if you were unhappy
But you can`t say I didn`t try
So many things I wanted to do
So many things, but such little time

I`ve got fifty things to do
But I`ll get back to you

Fifty things to do
But I`ll get back to you