There`s No Governor Like Our New Governo — текст песни (Sherman Allan)

(based on There`s No Business Like Show Business)
The man I chose to govern me
And twenty million others
Is not from Yale or Harvard,
He`s from dear old Warner Brothers.
Yesterday they told him he would not go far,
Today in our state capitol we`ve stuck a movie star.
There`s no governor like our new governor,
He sings, he dances, he acts.
He legislates our cares away,
We stand in line to pay our income tax.
There`s no capitol like our state capitol,
It`s lit up like Broadway.
And where our state house used to be,
They`ve got a big marquee that seems to say
He`s a star, and he`s thrilling,
And he`s humble, and he`s great!
And his agent said he was willing
To give equal billing to the name of our state.
It`s in his contract.
There`s no governor like our new governor,
He smiles when we are low.
(The governor of Michigan`s a real nice Joe)
But no one`s ever seen him on the late late show.
(There`s governors all over who have college degrees)
Ah, but have they got their footprints down at Grauman`s Chinese?
(There`s governors all over in the newsreel pics)
Ah, but were they in Gold Diggers of 1936?
(There`s no governor like our new governor)
Stupendous, colossal, gee whiz!
And if our state`s a turkey and it fades away,
Our new governor`s gonna say,
Movie fans, we`re all seceding from the USA!
Well, that`s show biz!
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