Mother told me, yes she told me 
I`d meet girls like you 
She also told me stay away 
You`ll never know what you`ll catch 
Just the other day I heard 
Of a soldier`s falling off 
Some Indonesian junk 
That`s going `round 
Mommy`s alright, Daddy`s alright They just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender But don`t give yourself away 
Father says your mother`s right 
She`s really up on things 
Before we married Mommy served 
On the WACs in the Philippines 
Now I had heard the WACs recruited 
Old maids for the war 
But Mommy isn`t one of those 
I`ve known her all these years 
Mommy`s alright, Daddy`s alright They just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender But don`t give yourself away 
Whatever happened to all this season`s 
Losers of the year 
Every time I got to thinking 
Then they disappear 
When I woke up, Mom and Dad 
Were fuckin` on the couch 
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling 
Got my Kiss records out 
Mommy`s alright, Daddy`s alright 
They just seem a little weird 
Surrender, surrender 
But don`t give yourself away 
Away..........