I Couldn`t Afford To Buy You A Present ( — текст песни (Anal Cunt)

I couldn`t afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song
I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along
I`m only a simple man; I never made much money
But I`ve got a wealth of love to share with you honey

When I think of an angel I think of your face
I want to make sweet love to you by the fireplace
I want to be your architect of your castle of love
I`ll never take for granted my gift from above

We`ll take a ride through the foliage
Watch the leaves turn orange and brown
Woman, I never thought I`d say this
But I want to settle down

I wish we were on a deserted island
Just me and you
I`d climb right up a tree
And get a coconut for you