Lactose Intolerant — текст песни (Lauper Cyndi)

I lack the enzymes
To properly digest lactose
I can`t drink cow`s milk
I can`t drink milk from a goat
Yogurt, cottage cheese
Make me throw up
Please no cream in my cup

My stomach is swelling
I am lactose --- intolerant
My throat is constricting
I am lactose --- intolerant
-- parody from 9/15/95 Bonnie Hunt episode of Late Show with David
Letterman; to the tune of Time After Time