Friggin` In The Riggin` — текст песни (Sex Pistols)

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast a mammoth penis
The captain of this rugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn`t fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Friggin` in the riggin`
Coz there`s fuck all else to do
The first mate`s name was Morgan
By Christ he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he`d stop and play
With his fuckin` organ
The first mate`s name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was Andy
By Christ he was a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin` nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The Captain`s wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found `er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade