[Talking]
Hey, What-Nots, what`s happenin?
The Moments, what it is, brother?
Hey let`s talk about what we know how to talk about best
And what is that?
Girls
Right on!
[Singing] Girls, I like `em fat, I like `em small
Some skinny, some tall, I got to get to know them all
[Beat Change]
[Chorus]
I know this is true
Big girls need love too
I`m not lyin when I`m talking to you
Skinny girls need somebody to call `em boo (*2X*)
You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
I`m not the type of guy to trip about your weight
Uh uh, you my plus size princess
It must of took three people to get you in that dress
When I seen your big booty I flip my wig
But everything else about you is just as big
You`re built like Jabba the Hut with two butts
One in the back, one in the front
Got my mind on my money and my money on your food
Cause if I don`t take you out to eat you`ll catch an attitude
I`m no Denzel when it comes to pull
I know you`re only with me because I keep you full
I used to come over with condoms to smash in you
But now I bring a snack for you
Twinkies always seem to get your ass in the mood
And when you`re done grubbin, we go back to your room
You`re so freaky when it`s time to get it on
Sometimes we put ketchup on the bed before we bone
If you haven`t had a big girl, let me describe it
It`s like havin sex with a wider bed
But who needs a bed when you`re there to lay on
Who needs a pillow when I got your big arm
I love gettin lost inside your big body
I`ll let you anything, except ride me
She`s double my body weight, double my fun
I`m doubling my pleasure like double mint gum
Double my body weight, double the fun
I`m doubling my pleasure like double mint gum
[Chorus]
You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
I`m not the type of guy to trip about your weight
Uh uh, I know why you been skipping dinner
Them white boys been telling you you need to be thinner
I used to get uncomfortable whenever we ate
Cause you would just sit there and stare at the plate
But I been saving hella money since I know what`s up
No more dinner dates cause you`ll just throw it up
But I still got love for you
Even though I don`t know what to do
Everywhere we go people give grub to you
Cause you look like a hungry P.O.W
Sometimes I just feel like leaving
I wanna break up with you but you won`t give me a reason
We been together three years, I`ve never seen you eatin
You`re so skinny I can see your heart beatin
You`re half the calories and half the fat
But Blueprint still loves you even though your chest is flat
You`re half the calories and half the fat
But Blueprint still loves you even though your chest is flat, girl
[Chorus]
Ayo, fat girl
Come here, are you ticklish?
Ayo fat girl
Yeah, I called you fat
Ayo fat girl
Ayo fat girl
Ayo fat girl
Look at me, I`m skinny ---> (Digital Underground, The Humpty Dance)
