Out in the middle of nowhere
Gathered around in the barn
Animals all in agreement, they was down on the farm
There was talk of all the boring hours
Standin` around with nothin` to do
It was just another boring evening
With a pail of boring things to chew
There was cows and horses and sheeps and pigs
They was tired of the daily routine
They was plannin` on havin` themselves a bash
Gonna throw a great big wing-ding
So they said `let`s do it, play some rock and roll`
And they got all loose and had a few
And before they knew it, they was out of control
Turned into a regular zoo...
They was tired of the daily routine
Havin` themselves a great big bash
And they was gathering steam
And the pig grabbed a chicken, said
Come on over, let`s do-si-do a few
And the chick said `no, you`re covered with mud`
Called him a pig and it was true
And every gol` dang one o`their tails was a waggin`
Under the old horse-shoe
That night the animals fell off the wagon
And a tractor or two
Well they was out in the middle of nowhere
They was rockin` out in the barn
They was tearin` it up in the hayloft
Gettin` down on the farm