Average Guy — текст песни (Reed Lou)

I ain`t no Christian or no born again saint
I ain`t no cowboy or Marxist D.A.
I ain`t no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right
I am just your average guy, trying to do what`s right
I`m just your average guy, an average guy
I am just an average guy, I`m just your average guy
Average guy, I`m just your average guy
I`m average looking and I`m average inside
I`m an average lover and I live in an average place
You wouldn`t know me if you met me face to face
I`m just your average guy, average guy
Average guy, I`m just an average guy
I worry about money and taxes and such
I worry that my liver`s big and it hurts to the touch
I worry about my health and bowels
And the crime waves in the street
I`m really just your average guy
Trying to stand on his own two feet
I`m just your average guy, I`m just your average guy
I`m just your average guy, average guy
Average looks, average taste, average height
An average waist, average in everything I do
My temperature is 98.2
I`m just your average guy, an average guy, average guy
I`m just an average guy, average guy
I`m just your average guy , average