The bad touch — текст песни (Bloodhound Gang)

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I`d appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I`ll bet you`ll feel nuts
Yes I`m Siskel yes I`m Ebert and you`re getting two thumbs up
You`ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you`re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin` horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft
Advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I`m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I`ll show you mine Tool Time you`ll Lovett
just like Lyle
And then we`ll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

Do it now
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin` horny now

You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain`t nothin` but mammals
So let`s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin` horny now