Fatter — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Fatter, fatter
Shake `n Bake, fatter
Shake `n Bake, fatter
Fatter

Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola
Yogurt, butterscotch, granola
Look at me, I`m fatter
I`m fatter, I`m fatter

Friends all gather `round me
My enemies surround me
Yelling "Fatso, fatso, fatso"
I`ve eaten at every single greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue
That`s right, I`m fatter

Don`t you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up
I tell you, this turkey sure is tough
Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough

They got pizza on the west side
French fries up town
Corn dogs deep fried in batter
I`m fatter

Go ahead, bite the big apple
Don`t mind the calories
Pile it on my platter
I`m fatter

Pile it up, pile it high up