There`s this guy I met one day
Saw him at a show, he looked cool, I said hey
Talked for a few and before you know
We were skankin` it up at a punk rock show
Moshing on the floor, and dancing in the pit
Wait a sec ... oh shit
Couldn`t believe my eyes, who was this guy
A man of incredible size, with the worst skank ever
What was his name, oh gosh
But it doesn`t matter now, `cause he can`t mosh
Skanking too fast to the slow beat of a drum
Waving his arms around like a stupid fuck
Moshing on the floor, and dancing in the pit
Wait a sec ... oh shit
Couldn`t believe my eyes, who was this guy
A man of incredible size, with the worst skank ever
lyrics by Jesse Stevens