Flyin` Down the Freeway — текст песни (Kinky Friedman)

(Kinky Friedman)

Well, it`s retro rocket time inside my attic
I`m all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm
Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic
Rollin` Ronnie Reagan in suppository form
Flyin` down the freeway
Jettin` down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyin` down the freeway all the way with you

I`ll tell the Maharishi that I`ve seen ya
I`m a-travelin` East until I know I`m free
I`ll take the midnight flight to British Guinea
Ain`t nobody casting asparagus on me

Flyin` down the freeway
Jettin` down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyin` down the freeway all the way with you

I`ll get a mule and be a flat land farmer
Grow a little bumper crop of grass
In Hollywood I`ll total my karma
I`m gonna cast my seed upon the ground
Gonna covet my neighbor`s ass

I`m flyin` down the freeway
Jettin` down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to nature in my Jew canoe
Flyin` down the freeway all the way with you

Well, past the pipe of peace in our abode
Buried in the ruins of Mexico
We`ll dip some snuff in mainline guacamole
We`ll listen to the Opry upon the radio

Flyin` down the freeway
Jettin` down to L.A., it sets me free
Going back to Nashville in my Jew canoe
Flyin` down the freeway all the way with you