Moyda — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

Schnine
He`s a pretty good guy
He`s nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He`s a real nic guy
He`s always got the jumper cables
He`ll take your mail in when you`re on vacation
He`s a good-hearted man
Volunteers at the library
He`ll help you find a book on whales
He`s a thoughtfull man
Rememers your birthday
Says God bless you when you sneeze

But there`s a problem
It`s not your average problem
But it`s a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
He`ll eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda

He`s a friendly guy
He waves to all the joggers
Children use his backyard as a short-cut
He`s a real sweet guy
He always recycles
Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay
He`s a great, great man
He`ll sign your petition
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut

But there`s a problem
It`s not your average problem
But it`s a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
He`s wanted for moyda

Here he comes
Hey Larry, how ya doing?
How`s the garden coming?
You know, it`s interesting
I just read at the library
That you need to rotate the soil
To get real plump, read tomatoes
Oh, and one more thing
My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
I`m a sick man
My hobby is moyda
My hobby is moyda
I`ll eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda

[Chanting]
I never loiter
After committing the doity deed of moyda
Only Sigmund Freuda
Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder