(Andre 3000)
Sophistophone {?}, aristocats
Distinguished stars, clean up your acts
Pull up your pants, ladies and gents
Please, act like you got some sense
You know what I really wanna know?
Where do all the good girls go
What clubs they hang in?
[Chorus]
Behold a lady
I see you standin` on the wall
Clap, clap... you deserve it all (Repeat)
(Ad libs)
Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find
The classic lady, a rare breed indeed
Is that make and model discontinued?
(Verse 1)
Today I might snow, tomorrow I`ll rain
3000`s always changing but you stay the same
And I need that, hey I need that (in my life)
When I feel washed up and inadequate
And throw all my songs away, no matter how mad I get
You make me smile, you make me smile
You make me smile, you make me... (Hoooooooo!)
You`re the anchor that holds me down
When my ship is sinking
You won`t let me drown and I`m grateful
(Awwaww Awwawwawwawwawwwwawww!)
[Chorus]
(Verse 2)
Yo` mama`s old fashioned, yo` daddy don`t play
You`ll always be this lovely
`Cause they raised you that way
Hallelujah! Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord!
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord!
Thank ya Jesus! Thank ya Lord!
You`re not extra, you`re so plain Jane
The yin to my yang, darlin`
You`ve got that thang and you know it
But yet you don`t and that`s what`s so cool
You don`t say too much, but when you do it`s profound
In the street you hold your head high
At home you get low down for me
(Can`t get no lower, can`t get no lower, can`t get no lower, yeah!)
Hooo! You`re the anchor that holds me down
When my ship is sinking, you won`t let me drown (Aaaaaaahh!)
(Ad libs)
Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums
To see what a lady looks like
So if you find one, I beg you, hold her tight
If you spot one, good sir, treat her right
This is Benjamin Andre signing off
Thanks a million
Good luck and goodnight
[Chorus] 2x
