Alphabet Song — текст песни (Hank Snow)

Well there was Anna from Austin
and Betty from Boston
And Caroline from down in Tennessee.
I was out to get
through the alphabet
Until I hit that terrible Z.

Well L was a breeze
With Lottie and Louise.
And M with Mavis and Marie.
I had little trouble;
With most, I could double
Until I hit that terrible Z

Then I met Xona
From way out it Pamona
I said, "this is fate, I complete."
But I thought what chagrin
when she told me in the end
It started with an X and not Z.

Now I`m looking for Zelda
Cause I`ve never held a
Girl whose name begins with a Z.
And I`m gonna hate myself
If I die and don`t date my self
A girl whose name begins with a Z.