And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s
valedictorian.
Valedictorian: I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high academic achievement.
Buffoon: This movie sucks shit!
Valedictorian: Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly.
Buffoon: Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!
Valedictorian: Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, doesn`t she?
Buffoon: I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin`
head off.
Valedictorian: Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
maturing process.
Buffoon: That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
everybody head.
Valedictorian: Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all over it.
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.
Buffoon: I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin`
mind!
Valedictorian: It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd and
unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!
Valedictorian: It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food digested or that person`s internal metabolism.
Buffoon: I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl.
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion.
[Buffoon walking away]
I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue.
Buffoon: I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!
Valedictorian: Bye bye! Have fun.
[Buffoon continues to walk away]
