Lasagna — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Lasagna
[La Bamba/trad.]

La-la-la-la-lasagna.
You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico,
Or a-maybe spaghetti!
Ay, you supper`s a-ready now, where you go?
Mama mia bambino!
Mama mia bambino, `samatta you?
`Samatta you, `samatta you?

You should-a taste my lasagna.
Ay, you no like-a lasagna,
That`s okay too.
How about-a calzone?
Some-a nice minestrone, atsa good for you.
Have-a some marinara.
Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like.
I know-a you like, I know-a you like.

La-lasagna!
La-lasagna!
La-lasagna!

Would you like some-a zucchini?
Or-a my homemade linguini, it`s hard-a to beat.
Have-a more fettucini.
Ay, you getting too skeeny, you gotta to eat.
Ay, mange, mange!

Ay, you-a pass the lasagna!
A-don`t you get any on ya, you sloppy peeg.
Have-a more ravioli.
You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a beeg.
Like you cousin Luigi.
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan?
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan?

La-lasagna!
La-lasagna!
La-lasagna!
La-lasagna!