I Can`t Be Counted On — текст песни (Meat Puppets)

Give me lots of money
A house upon a hill
Send me pretty women
Or threaten me and still
I`ll come up to your house
And attempt to fix your sink
Do a mediocre job
As I`m leaving you will think
If you`re needing something
You know that I`ll be gone
I will not answer when you call
If you`re waiting for me
Then you`ll be waiting long
I can`t be counted on at all
My eye is on the pork
The pork is in the pan
If something needs a`doing
Well you know I`m not your man
If you`re counting on me
You know I`ll let you down
You can`t be counting on me
Cause you know I`m just a clown