Going Homo — текст песни (Dickies)

i can`t find a dame
they`re always the same
i`m going to shame my family name
`cause i`m going homo

i always used to flirt
my feelings got hurt
now i`m going out with kurt
`cause i`m going homo

i`m going homo what could i do
i wouldn`t give me aids if i were you
going homo is the way to be when you`re turning
going homo today

with my eyes in my pocket
my nose on the ground
people put me down
`cause i`m going homo

i can`t relate
i am what i ate
my lifestyle`s alternate
`cause i`m going homo

i`m going homo
what could i do
i wanna talk about it on donahue
i`m going all the way to miami
going homo today

all of the questions i don`t want to ask
why did god make men with nipples - nipples on a man
all of the girls i know they`re butterballs
they`re all the same from the waist down
when they`re wearing their gowns

i`m wise
i`m through with telling lies
hanging out with guys
i`m going homo

and i`m still here
i`m parking in the rear
all the girls are shedding tears
`cause i`m going homo

i`m going homo
what could i say
we`re living in babylon today
i`m going all the way to miami
goin` homo today