XXl (Extra Extra Large) — текст песни (The Potato Pies)

When you`re small and skinny
Choosing clothes is not a problem
When you`re big and fat
Its impossible to find some

I try to fit in to small and medium
But they`re skin tight
Go up to large- it isn`t as bad
I tell myself it`s just my height

But i really know i`m so fat

I`m extra extra large
In big- sized clothes
I can`t remember
The last time i saw my toes

Standing up is becoming hard
Maybe i`m just tired
Yeah right, lets face it
I`m a tub of lard

I probably won`t find love
With some anorexic tart
But when can i
Open up my heart?

There`s too much fat in the way
Can`t you tell?
This takes some time
To grow and swell