We`re closed for renovation
For spiffing-up and grooming
`Cause customers are flocking
And business has been booming
We need refrigeration
In our new, improved display
So we`re closed for renovation
Today
We`re closed for decoration
`Cause fortune has been smiling
So now we`re due for painting
New plumbing and re-tiling
We`ll make a ship-shape showplace
Of a little shop and then
Tomorrow we`ll be open
Again
We`re closed for renovation
For swabbing-down and brooming
`Cause business has been thriving
Since Audrey Two`s been blooming
The phones have not stopped ringing
With the customers who say
Another bunch of peonies,
Another dozen daisies please
Geraniums, anemones
Forget-me-nots and fleurs-de-lis
With gratis home deliveries
On paid-in-fulls and C.O.D.`s
We`re closed for renovation
Today