Ernie And Bert Share A Cookie — текст песни (Sesame Street)

Bert is examining a cookie in his hand

Bert: Mmmmmmm, mmmm.

Ernie: (barging in) A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!

(He grabs Bert`s hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.)

Bert: Ernie, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT!

Ernie: (tries again) But it`s a cookie and I`m hungry and--

Bert: (jerks away) Ernie, this is MY cookie. I`ve been saving it all day just for ME.

Ernie: Oh but, Bert, you wouldn`t share the cookie with your best friend?

Bert: Ernie, I`ve been saving it; this cookie is for ME.

Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I would share it with you.

Bert: (skeptical) No you wouldn`t.

(Bert starts to eat the cookie, Ernie stops him)

Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, Bert if this were my cookie, I`d be glad to share it with you. (abruptly he snatches it away from Bert)

Bert: Ernie!

Ernie: Just a minute, Bert, just a minute.

Bert: Ernie, that`s my cookie!

Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I`d gladly share it with you. Just ask me.

Bert: Ernie, that`s--

Ernie: No, just ask me.

Bert: This is silly. (forced) Ernie, would you share that cookie with me? Augh!

Ernie: Why I`d be glad to! (He breaks it in half, gives one piece to Bert and gobbles down the other half. [Did he get lessons from Cookie Monster?) See, Bert? I told you I`d share the cookie with you. Isn`t that better? (leaves)

Bert: (standing bewildered with the half-cookie) I don`t understand ...

(Ernie pops back, asking): Say Bert, would you share that half-cookie with me--

Bert: AAAAUUUUUGGGGHH! Leave me alone!